Non veg jokes in hindi writing alphabet
Santa: That girl is deaf Banta: How do you know? Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home.
Sardar 1: Look, so many bandages! Ek aurat:-jab tumhara talak hua tha tab to tumhara ek hi bachcha tha. Sardar 2: Aaho, lorry number is also written Yahin pey dikha!! Doctor: How long do you play? What does Harbajan Singh put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
Santa: What was that for? Sells the car for gas money. Sab maroge" Jagjit Singh singing- Yeh daulat bhi lelo, yeh shaurat bhi lelo.
Funny jokes in hindi
You are wrong. Scooter chaalak:-huzur, scooter nahin uchhal raha hai. Where do Indian Batsman perform there best? Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason. I haven't read it, but knowing Santa, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all. Gets stabbed in a shoot-out. Santa: That girl is deaf Banta: How do you know? Teacher:-bachcho kabhi sharab mat peena,jhooth mat bolna,kabhi nonveg mat khana,kabhi ladki ko mat chhedna. Santa and Banta were looking at an Egyptian Mummy at a museum. Student: We borrow it from our neighbor. Santa: saying to himself : Thank God! Teacher: Which animal flies in the air, but gives birth to young ones on land? The Sardar saw the movie times expecting the train to come late some day.
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